Flu Induced

To avoid the prowling thieving bitches I left my laundry in the machine because I figure its more cumbersome to stuff sopping wet pants down your parka and steal them. My lovely pastel cucumber green kapra. *grumpy* If I catch a wench wearing it am going to pound her face in the mud till she gives it back to me right there and then.

Semblance of flu means I've been more clumsy than usual, overturned packets of clothes at the tailors and then stared at the scattered pieces with profundity for a good 30 seconds before stepping into the if-you-cause-you-must-remedy chain reaction.Didn't even bother to argue the price with the rickshahwallah. It's such a great urban myth about the subcontinent o' mine that if you don't bargain with the shopkeepers/traders/drivers they get insulted.I mean where in the freakin country are they? Do they dig little holes and crawl in when they see me?Do I not fit the stereotype of bargain type person?What am I doing wrong?I feel like I've been snubbed from some exclusive sorority.No one wants to baragin with me.Everyone gives me flat-take-it-or-leave-it-rates.Maybe it's because I'm coloured.

In food foibles drained away entire platter of cream chicken and mushroom soup and a mug of tea.Have not done a mite of work.Zilch.Nada.Absolutely nothing.Worrying about it will keep me occupied for the rest of the day.