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M says:
i went to a jazz concert yesterday where the drummer i could see had just come to pakistan to get laid
M says:
like the shoda sort
M says:
who probably stomped to the center of the stage with his drums and pouted until the troupe let him be
M says:
today i found out he well over 40
M says:
also do you know bree (From desperate housewives) is 44 years old?
A says:
lol
M says:
and she just had twins
A says:
tis your future!
M says:
peoplel like her give me hope
M says:
i know. i was thinking. fuck, he seems like me
A says:
LOL
M says:
i had gross moment of self-realization
A says:
poor child
M says:
i felt bad about it and then i felt good about feeling bad
A says:
nahiin! you shall get laid wherever you are and not need to travel a continent!
M says:
so i dont think im going to change much
M says:
but keep your hopes up
M says:
Lol
M says:
Inshallah
A says:
lol
A says:
what a thing to go inshallah for
M says:
same to you same to you
A says:
bolt o' lightening heading your way yo
M says:
listen nothing is too small or too perverted for God to be invoked
M says:
I look to Him for everything
M says:
more importantly o tart o mine
A says:
ji?
M says:
im beginning to think Satan may just be a marginalized narrative
A says:
hahahahaha
A says:
TOO EARLY IN THE MORNING FOR THIS
A says:
moments of profundity acceptable only after noon pliss
M says:
NO na
M says:
listen
A says:
AUGH!
A says:
she eees going to expand!
M says:
you're a terrible friend
M says:
kay terriblay in Spanish
M says:
now i cant tell you my thesis on faith
A says:
are you high?
M says:
no man.
M says:
its bloody ten in the morning
A says:
how much chai have youhad?
A says:
huh huh?
M says:
2 cups only
A says:
first of all, its eleven
M says:
okay whatever. i was rounding off 10:59 backwards
A says:
second of all, ARE YOU AT THE SLEAZY DRUMMERS HOUSE GETTING HIGH?
M says:
you're such a stikcler
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I WAS NOT
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he was too sleazy for me
M says:
there was a vietnemese guitarist along
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and our poor pakistani table player was getting marginalized till the fourth piece where finally we heard his beat
A says:
bechara
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only 26 he was
M says:
imagine how crushed his self-esteem must be on the morning after