Kung-fu & Grey's Anatomy

Poppet calls and does her usual routine of pretending she is from the Fulbright and telling me they’re sending me to China (I may as well go to the Sorbonne in Abu Dhabi then honestly)and then moving on to tell me that she spied a hard-on on her Kung Fu instructor when he was demonstrating a kick for her and it was so gross and she immediately thought of me. Imagine that. She looks at a hard-on and she thinks of ME. How comforting. My purve quotient is clearly higher than I thought. Either way, she said it was mostly gross because it was so little. I advised her to get a second opinion Kung Fu fighter, what if this instructor is actually leaving out a couple of moves of defense so that when he attacks her she is harmless?. This by the way is also the same instructor occasionally texts her asking her non-essentials like “Where are you?” Decidedly creepy. Poppet tells me she thinks he means well. This is her social sciences mentality where nothing is ever linear. I am so glad I had a background in the sciences before I went into SS because hey that way I know phone-stalking and ‘means well’ are mutually exclusive phenomena. *massively rolls her eyes*

“Stop turning him on then. I mean what do you do?”
“I guess I should cut back on practicing around the pole now”

Grey’s Anatomy has replaced the man & mean gul to come home to in my life. One would think that juxtaposing life and death situations with personal emotional crises would trivialize personal issues. But surprisingly it doesn’t, makes them as significant and poignant. Or maybe it’s just the stellar soundtrack, bleeds a whole symphony of colors in my head. I personally endorse Meredith Grey’s manners of getting over crises- shutting your system off except for mechanical functions, going with the most obvious things in your face and looking as miserable as you feel. The bottle of tequila helps. McSteamy has a hair of head that is prancing around wheedling “touch me touch me” much in manner of naked chicken dancing for doggies and catties. Cha-cha-cha. Rowr.